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Favorite Quotes

“Take your magic elsewhere priest.”
-The Vikings: Einar

“Each breath you take is a sin!”
-The Da Vinci Code: Silas

“Ahh! What the fuck am I doing? I’m covered in bees!”
-Eddie Izzard

“You’re not ugly, if you fixed your face, you’d be pretty!”
-Sarah Gould

“Contrary to popular belief, Time Queens don’t have wings.”
-Cindy Gould

“This new hand is a fightin’ hand!”
-Doctor Who

“I would know if I swallowed my digestible transmitter.”
-Thunderbirds

“I like my species the way it is.”
-Star Trek: Worf

“Oh wow, the floors are so clean.”
-Galaxy Quest: Tech Sergeant Chen

“Did you guys ever watch the show?”
-Galaxy Quest: Guy Fleegman

“Quick, lets get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”
-Galaxy Quest: Gwen DeMarco

“Its like waking up to a boat full of Mormons!”
-Max Gould (misquote)

“Go deface the squeeling masses!”
-Another Misquote!

“Hippocleides doesn’t care!”
-Herodotus: Hippocleides

“How d’ye do? Come and have a bathe.”
-A Room with a View: Freddy Honeychurch

“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
-Italian Job: Michael Caine

“This is the voice of doom! This is to tell you your days are numbered!”
-High Society: Frank Sinatra

“Sink me”
-Scarlet Pimpernel: Percy